Rabbits requested by CHERYL KANG
Sunday, August 30, 2009
4:11 PM
Hay guys!
I'm gonna try new shit today.
Cause last night, I struck up a deal with Cheryl that if either of us
were to run outta topics, we'd give each other some random topic to blog about.
Which is fun, to be honest, only then will you know what's really in my mind, prematurely.
BY THE WAY, if you're wondering, there's nothing.
ANYWAY, I must be some twisted asshole cause I don't picture cute fluffy critters when rabbits
come to my mind, but PLAYBOY mags, which in turn leads me to my favourite pastime of all.
You make my peepee go doing doing doing! - Eminem
Oh my old piano teacher owned a couple of bunnies. I cant believe they like carrots.
I mean, personally, I hate carrots cause they taste like.. CARROTS. My mum told me that
i used to love carrots when I was little.. probably laced with MSG. teehee
Right, I have no idea what to say. Bunnies have little room for expansion, unlike my exclusive organ.
I wonder why sex is taboo, or so most people want us to THINK.
Scenario:
Me: *Tells sick joke*
A: Omg all you think about is sex, EWWWWWW
Me: Do you watch porn?
A: NO DUH.
a while later...
A: Oooooh check out that hot girl with big tits
-.-
don't even DENY it you see this happen every fucking day! :D
See, that's society screwing with you.
Everybody loves sex but nobody wants to discuss the issue for some reason.
Imagine if that was the case for eating.
"Wanna go for lunch?"
"Uhh.. I don't eat."
See how stupid it'd be!
It was raining hippos and bunnies just now.
I wished it happened all the time.
Cause if it does, all the stupid aunties would be staying at home
picking their noses while watching some failure local Chinese drama.
*Peacceeeeeee*
I watched some videos on youtube about ugly Singaporeans,
and I WONDER why they complain incessantly about the biased treatment towards the Caucasians.
I can imagine them now, fat, round, bossy, armpit hair, ridiculous makeup, flirting with uncles.
OMG NO that just killed my appetite.
Well I'm going to throw up all over an aunty's house, later!
*CHERYL I DID IT! HAHAHAHA
Putting it down.
Friday, August 28, 2009
10:07 PM
Hay guys.
I know I'm mostly crazy, having fun.
It'd be so cool to stay like that all the time.
I get to stay in my own little world, unbounded.
Unfortunately that's not the case, I'm still a person,
normal or not.
There'll be times when I feel so tired. So tired of trying to
go against the norm, so tired of being insane, that I just wanna
resign to society, and be a goddamn robot.
I just wanna sit my ass down and not move. Cause every inch
of muscle moved brings about a huge wave of fatigue.
These are the times I feel so.. so human.
I've always told myself that crazy people are always happy, cause they don't
give a shit about the status quo, or about anything else.
I wished that I could just tell a dirty joke, and laugh myself better.
But at this moment I'm fucking speechless, cause reality has
slammed hard into me, knocking my breath out.
And then I'm pissed, because this is one big joke.
Everyone's trying to tell each other to cheer up, to stay strong,
but EVERYONE will feel the same sooner or later, there's no running away
no matter how fucking positive you are.
I don't know where I'm goin with this cause obviously, I have lost my mood.
Aww it's just a big joke, let's laugh it off. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH WAIT I CANT LAUGH.
FUCK THIS
BRB KTHXBAI
Thursday, August 27, 2009
9:55 PM
Blog under construction.
Hmm, I wonder what I should do to it.
Well lately there hasn't been anything good going on to blog about.
I mean, no bloggable controversies. SHEESH!
Plus I wouldn't wanna blog about my day because believe you me, you could
stop reading my posts and not MISS A THING.
It's like summer TV programmes, all fucking reruns! ):
Or isit programs. jeeeezzzz
Oh, there's something bugging me. I dislike people who have an issue against other people with long hair.
Like most typical Singaporeans, namely my MUM.
To be honest, the only reason I can think of is that she dosen't wanna be embarrassed when other equally ridiculous people starts commenting about my hair.
OH SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.
My teacher would threaten me with detention if I didn't cut my hair.
AND WHY? Because the goddamn principal dosen't wanna be embarrassed when OTHER EQUALLY
ridiculous high school principals comment about the supposedly tarnished image.
THATS STEREOTYPING. Cause EVERYONE pictures a normal person, AGUY, in particular to have short, neat hair and wearing coporate suits. WHICH IS WHY most parents want their kids to get insanely good grades. We, on one hand, want to score so that we can PURSUE OUR AMBITIONS, not our PARENTS'.
Mum: No son you cannot be a DEEJAY, cause DEEJAYS have no future, be a LAWYER, or a PROFESSOR, or a fucking DOCTOR.
Maybe I could be a doctor and cure your illness cause your ideals are sick!
Back to the point. So if a guy has long hair then it would be "WRONG" cause he isn't fitting the IDEAL image.
I wish people could see that sporting your own hairstyle dosen't make you dumber, or less capable, or less successful.
Teachers especially, I mean, why the fuck do our parents pay school fees for, so that you can teach us to graduate with decent scores, not to whine about our hair.
Personally, if someone has to worry about his hair, he won't be able to study well cause he's fucking FRETTING OVER IT.
I envy the high schools in America, they can wear whatever they want to school.
Compared to them, we're living in cages I swear.
It's sucha shame to see people going with the status quo. We're complaining but we ain't doing anything.
I will. Life's too short to go around pleasing everybody and going with the flow, it's time to fuck
with the norm. Will you take up arms too?
Intriguing
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
8:56 PM
Hay I'm back with NOTHING ON MY MIND.
This is bad, it's like fucking without a condom,
I'll be shooting all over the place! ):
Honestly, I have no idea what to rant about right now,
so I'll type whatever that comes to my mind.
Take it as a detailed analysis of my big FAT brain!
NOTHING INSIDE.
Still waiting
Dasterdly Science
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
11:55 PM
HAY GUYS.
You know what I dont get, people who think they rule the class.
They like sucking up to the more popular people and have a zillion
'gans'(I feel bad just having to say that word in chifucknese.
Anyways, back to my point, these people tend to be extremely bossy and
delights in intimidating innocent bystanders. Honestly, I was scared.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Right let's classify them here since they're not of our species.
Let's see..
homo faggusHomo Fagguses are generally lazy, they prefer giving their groupmates MORAL SUPPORT,
because they assume they're too popular for such peasant labor such as homework.
Additionally, they feel that it is necessary to remind their groupmates about the deadline
every 2.234524344235678 seconds. Amazing, I don't even know how they're able to say, "HURRY AH DEADLINE COMING LA." in 2.234524344235678 seconds. Pardon the Singlish.
Psychologically, Homo Fagguses are intolerent towards what they deem as lame and childish.
Given, that's discriminating enough.
Sorry, do you have an issue with kids?
Under such circumstances, they won't even retort, they'll just give you their trademark
characteristic, which makes them so distinguishable: the fuckface.
Interest-wise, Homo Fagguses enjoy twit god-family generating games like AuditionSEA.
I'm not saying that the game sucks. Wait, it DOES, but not everyone who plays that are Homo Fagguses. It's just a favourite among the local Homo Faggus population.
My conclusion to this report ends with just two kind words to all Homo Fagguses out there;
Fuck you.
Oh yeah if I ever get flamed for this, you're just the loser here cause you're admitting to being a Homo Faggus, which is VERY SAD.
CIAO<3
Reminisce
Sunday, August 23, 2009
11:26 PM
Imagine a world with a perpetual touch of sanguinity.
Imagine gilded clouds that swirl in the vast mauve skies.
Imagine black skyscrapers that reflect the rays of both the sun
and the moon with kindred glass panels.
Imagine the glistering stars, symbolically christening your hopes and dreams.
Imagine yourself looking at them, longing escape the seething reality.
Imagine a world without pain, a world that numbs the weary, like a sluice, it
flushes out your sufferings.
Now imagine that you can fly.
It's a beautiful thing.
It's Over
Thursday, August 20, 2009
9:59 AM
Dear Flu,
Listen baby, I've been thinking alot, and I feel that we just aren't right for each other.
But indeed, I've grown stronger since our little stint together, and I appreciate
all the attention and care you gave me.
I will never forget our passionate nights, cause when you were on me, oh boy!
I felt like I was really fucked.
And yes, despite all that, I think it's time we moved on. I mean, while typing this
shit to you, I already dropped my phone 2 times. And it's really spooky that
you're possessive, because when you're with me, I'm not even allowed to visit my friends, it's
like you're grounding me, and I don't like that baby, cause I need my life back.
But you know what, I realised I should let go when I felt that you were becoming my drug, like
I couldn't think straight with you around, and no matter how I tried to shake you off, you stuck onto me like glue, and I think it's about time I got some breathing space. I hope
you won't take it to heart, and I hope you'll come back to visit, whenever I have too much pressure in school, so I can take a couple of days off just to be with you.
And when I go back there, I might just introduce you to the nice lecturers and friends I have.
Love,
FuckenBen
Celebration
Sunday, August 16, 2009
12:32 AM
Blogger's working! It's like embracing a long-lost friend.
Today was pretty exhausting. Went gymming with the cool wakeboarders.
Friendly bunch, perfect.
Wouldn't it be awkward if you first stepped into a CCA and then all you get is like,
awkward stares.
But whatever.
I really love the drama in my class.
Honestly, I wish I could list speak my mind about this here but apparently the interwebz has eyes, so yeah.
Can't spell class without ass.
And the fact that I've been feeling abit angsty isnt helping.
My day was good overall though, so it's not too bad.
Oh, speaking of bad, the student help service @ SP sucks like, it's crazy.
Now I'm getting 3 different answers regarding my transfer, so right now I'm hoping
that the transition would be pretty smooth, and that the people at CASS are uber friendly.
I hate mixing with snobs btw.
Exams are coming and I'm planning to study tmr. I'm hoping that for ONCE, that will actually come to pass. -.-
YOU KNOW WHAT, I don't have the mood to blog now cause I have no inspiration and thus brings me to the moral of this post, not like my blog had any morals at all; confuscius he says : A writer with no inspiration is like firefly with no light, but Ben10 without inspiration like bull without shit.
Trust.
Friday, August 14, 2009
11:18 PM
I'm peeved.
At the fact that some people are just that fucking insensitive.
I thought I could trust them enough to confide, but no.
Hence I'm letting my grudges go today, cause I don't even trust them enough to
hate them.
So you're forgiven, I wanna let you know that I'm not mad at all.
But I'm not gonna trust you anymore.
And if some people who are actually not the ones I'm referring to get the wrong idea,
well don't.
I'm just cleaning out my closet. Deal with it.
trust, LOL. Fucking joke.
I'm almost laughing. It's so surreal how 5 letters can bring down a nation.
Cool, we have the power to rule the world. Bow down.
Eat my shit.
Man in the Middle
Thursday, August 13, 2009
10:39 PM
Hey guys I know I like posting random crap on my blog.
I still do.
But if I were to write about something more solemn, like
religion or something, I wonder how it'd turn out...
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The setting sun was like none other, with its crimson rays
smiling at the crowd. If anyone looked up, they would've seen
the gorgeous evening clouds bowing before the sun. It definitely
looked like a setting for a romantic event, but the shouts of pain
and agony extinguished the atmosphere.
See, three men were about to undergo a period of unspeakable pain
before being allowed the luxury of death. Two were petty thieves,
whom were sentenced to death for their crimes. At the end of their ordeal
though, both of them were acquitted.
Bits and pieces of small talk echoed through the bloody fanfare.
"I heard people call that guy in the middle the Son of Man, they say He is God,
but what the hell is He doing there letting them beat the shit out of Him?"
Whips lashed, skin tore, blood spilled. For the millionth time, the man in the middle cried
in pain. But He was determined to endure the process, however painful it would be.
People like you and I, would yell when we're cut by a small object. When we see blood, we go, "Shit, fuck.". But the man in the middle has blood flowing down his body like a twisted river with His death written all over it.
As I stood amongst the crowd watching peculiarly, I saw how tired He was, a man of 33 years, but with hazel eyes that had seen much more. I saw a villager walking to him, and pressing a cloth of wine onto his dehydrated, broken lips. Then he said, "Forgive them
for they know not what they're doing.", and with that those newly moist lips closed.
For the first time, I was puzzled, that someone could shrug off the most heinous of crimes.
Maybe what He did was for us, for me. All the cries of pain, all the blood and broken skin, and the crown of thorns feeding on His head. I can't comprehend the pain, but He did.
I'm a sinner, I should've shot to hell, I didn't deserve forgiveness, and a new beginning.
I should've been buried in my misdeeds, but I'm alive and well, unshackled by the world.
He was a king, but he came to die. I'll never know how it's like to be born with a death sentence. Imagine yourself at a tender age of 12, and your Dad comes into your room and with a grave tone, tells you that you're going to die for something random assholes did, and their burdens are yours to carry. Now imagine yourself saying yes. you can't, but he did. The man in the middle, I didn't get to see his face, but i saw his heart.
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Uhh yeah I tried not to go overboard with religion. comment please!
Rant number...erm..
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
10:14 PM
Hay I'm back. Feeling much better, yay!
No wait I'm lying I'm not feeling better at all.
sike I'm kidding. Oh fuck did i just lie that I lied?
Another stupid example for an endless cycle of stupidity.
Hence I've just added on to that cycle by citing a stupid example.
I am being judged. More often it seems like. I know I've said that
people's comments don't bother me, but the world wasn't so critical
when I last noticed. I must be living in my own bubble. But it's okay,
living in my bubble keeps me calm.
But some people just had to burst it.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Moving on.
I have a presentation tomorrow on which the lecturer will ask me stupid questions
which are totally business-related. I'm going to punch her. No wait I won't
her saggy skin will just absorb my blows. Bummer. I'll just give her an overdosage of Botox to screw with her face.
Fuck off dude!
Sorry that was my 8 year old cousin fucking with my blog.
Yay, now nobody will ever suspect I made those childish remarks. Oh wait I've posted my dark supercaliexpialidocious secret on my blog. Everyone's going to know that I'm retarded. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my life is fucked. Oh wait who cares, there's nothing wrong in being a kid. You can't spell life without 'i', and neither can you with kid.
Crap it dosent even make sense at all. Scratch that.
I've decided to minimize gaming time. I really need to expand my social life, not that it's molecularishly small at the moment but, Confuscius he says : Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl!
Omg that totally helped cheer me up. I find it funny, and if you don't, well you can kiss my ass and maybe suck on my balls a lil. Faggots! Nah I'm just kidding, only I suck my own balls. NOOO wait I should rephrase that. Sorry I have a tendency to get really random with my posts, this is just one of the many examples. To all my friends I'm just sorry you have to endure my fits of what seems like normal to me but absolutely annoying to you. BUT I DONT CARE DEAL WITH IT HAHAHAHAHA.
I hope that I'll be able to build up my self-confidence even more. Contradicting isnt it, how I cant care less about people's opinions about me but I freak out sometimes when I have to present, especially when I have no idea what to say. Impromptu fail!
HEAR THAT SANTA, THAT WAS A FUCKING HINT! STOP GROWING YOUR FUCKEN BELLY OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FIT THROUGH MY FRONT DOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Naw I'm kidding again, wait I'm always kidding even this blog itself's a joke. IM A JOKE. ):
SEE, my self-confidence is in an all time low. SIKE, fuck it i'm not afraid. *Some random orchestratic music playing*
Cause every burst of courage comes with a boner!
YOU KNOW WHY, cause if you[guys obviously] can even get a boner you shldnt feel confident.
Slut : Bob, are you homosexual, you don't seem turned on by my huge tits.
Bob : Uh, cause you have a penis.
HAHAHAH CLASSIC.
No it's not I made that joke up.
NO DONT FLAME ME EVERYBODY I'm just trying to fit in! ):
How do I make people accept me into their little cliques? ):
BRAINBLAST! I'm gonna throw a party! With like, dictionaries, and my mum, and everyone's mums as well. We're gonna drink alphabet soup and memorize words all night long!
OH GOD IM JIZZING AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT!
No sorry I can't be fucked to make everyone like me.
Cause I don't friendwhore.
OMG THANX 4 THE ADD INTRO PLEASE!
erm.. footlong.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I guess life isnt made for me. I'm going to commit suicide tonight. so yeah..
SIKE AGAIN. Asshole, you were all ready to cheer right?! I KNEW IT! D:
HAHAH kidding. But I'm not joking about the tired part. All this incoherent ranting is HARD WORK!
CIAO!
Apology
4:03 PM
Hay CRS team!
Well, I just wanted to apologise for my unusually poor performance.
Been having a bad day and I can't stay in my own head as a result.
Not that it's an excuse or anything, but yeah, i owe you guys one.
So if anyone from my CRS team sees this, I'm sorry. To the rest, fuck off!
ha kidding.
Ben
So anyway, screwed up one of the songs during worship and screwed my part for CRS.
At least I'm reminded of the things that I have to work on, so I'll figure it out.
Fucking lousy day nevertheless, i think i'll watch some porn for stress-relief.
tata!
Even if i said i was kidding about watching porn, how many will believe huh. assholes, im holy! HAHAHAHA.
Tough
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
1:22 PM
Hay guys!
I have no idea why blogger's working perfect here in school
but not at home. sigh, totally takes my mood off ranting.
Nothing much these days either.
I can't wait for the trip to Batam with the Wakeboarders, even
though I've yet to know them better. haha
What the world needs is more dumb flamers.
Sometimes it's hilarious to see how they lose their cool and start talking shit.
Hmm.. defensive motherfuckers. :D
I can't wait for exams to end, cause I'll be starting work.
Isn't it weird, money ALWAYS run out even though you don't seem to be spending alot.
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)))):
Pardon the short paragraphs, I'm half stoning right now which is to say, I'm too lazy to blog!
So yeah, toodles!
Pressure mounting.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
2:11 PM
Finally, my color has returned.
Font color that is.
I realise I haven't started studying for exams in like 2 weeks.
Time to pull up my socks incredibly high, and while I'm at that
I could pull up my shorts as well.
Thank God I'll most probably go to DMC next sem, cause
DIT has Math next sem, and that's like.. Chinese class.
Life isn't all about money, porn, or girls.
Well it is, but there's something more valuable that I hold on to,
right in the very depths of my heart.
more money.
sike.
Study time! D:
True Love
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
8:49 PM
Some girls these days just aren't worth your time and money. All
they do is bitch and groan about almost everything in life.
After the agony, they dump you. That's just awesome.
"Ben, do you trust all girls?"
"Why of course!"
I lied. I don't.
But call me glutton for punishment, i LOVE girls.
Hot ones that is.