Rabbits requested by CHERYL KANG
Sunday, August 30, 2009
4:11 PM
Hay guys!
I'm gonna try new shit today.
Cause last night, I struck up a deal with Cheryl that if either of us
were to run outta topics, we'd give each other some random topic to blog about.
Which is fun, to be honest, only then will you know what's really in my mind, prematurely.
BY THE WAY, if you're wondering, there's nothing.
ANYWAY, I must be some twisted asshole cause I don't picture cute fluffy critters when rabbits
come to my mind, but PLAYBOY mags, which in turn leads me to my favourite pastime of all.
You make my peepee go doing doing doing! - Eminem
Oh my old piano teacher owned a couple of bunnies. I cant believe they like carrots.
I mean, personally, I hate carrots cause they taste like.. CARROTS. My mum told me that
i used to love carrots when I was little.. probably laced with MSG. teehee
Right, I have no idea what to say. Bunnies have little room for expansion, unlike my exclusive organ.
I wonder why sex is taboo, or so most people want us to THINK.
Scenario:
Me: *Tells sick joke*
A: Omg all you think about is sex, EWWWWWW
Me: Do you watch porn?
A: NO DUH.
a while later...
A: Oooooh check out that hot girl with big tits
-.-
don't even DENY it you see this happen every fucking day! :D
See, that's society screwing with you.
Everybody loves sex but nobody wants to discuss the issue for some reason.
Imagine if that was the case for eating.
"Wanna go for lunch?"
"Uhh.. I don't eat."
See how stupid it'd be!
It was raining hippos and bunnies just now.
I wished it happened all the time.
Cause if it does, all the stupid aunties would be staying at home
picking their noses while watching some failure local Chinese drama.
*Peacceeeeeee*
I watched some videos on youtube about ugly Singaporeans,
and I WONDER why they complain incessantly about the biased treatment towards the Caucasians.
I can imagine them now, fat, round, bossy, armpit hair, ridiculous makeup, flirting with uncles.
OMG NO that just killed my appetite.
Well I'm going to throw up all over an aunty's house, later!
*CHERYL I DID IT! HAHAHAHA
