Rant number...erm..
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
10:14 PM
Hay I'm back. Feeling much better, yay!
No wait I'm lying I'm not feeling better at all.
sike I'm kidding. Oh fuck did i just lie that I lied?
Another stupid example for an endless cycle of stupidity.
Hence I've just added on to that cycle by citing a stupid example.
I am being judged. More often it seems like. I know I've said that
people's comments don't bother me, but the world wasn't so critical
when I last noticed. I must be living in my own bubble. But it's okay,
living in my bubble keeps me calm.
But some people just had to burst it.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Moving on.
I have a presentation tomorrow on which the lecturer will ask me stupid questions
which are totally business-related. I'm going to punch her. No wait I won't
her saggy skin will just absorb my blows. Bummer. I'll just give her an overdosage of Botox to screw with her face.
Fuck off dude!
Sorry that was my 8 year old cousin fucking with my blog.
Yay, now nobody will ever suspect I made those childish remarks. Oh wait I've posted my dark supercaliexpialidocious secret on my blog. Everyone's going to know that I'm retarded. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my life is fucked. Oh wait who cares, there's nothing wrong in being a kid. You can't spell life without 'i', and neither can you with kid.
Crap it dosent even make sense at all. Scratch that.
I've decided to minimize gaming time. I really need to expand my social life, not that it's molecularishly small at the moment but, Confuscius he says : Good to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl!
Omg that totally helped cheer me up. I find it funny, and if you don't, well you can kiss my ass and maybe suck on my balls a lil. Faggots! Nah I'm just kidding, only I suck my own balls. NOOO wait I should rephrase that. Sorry I have a tendency to get really random with my posts, this is just one of the many examples. To all my friends I'm just sorry you have to endure my fits of what seems like normal to me but absolutely annoying to you. BUT I DONT CARE DEAL WITH IT HAHAHAHAHA.
I hope that I'll be able to build up my self-confidence even more. Contradicting isnt it, how I cant care less about people's opinions about me but I freak out sometimes when I have to present, especially when I have no idea what to say. Impromptu fail!
HEAR THAT SANTA, THAT WAS A FUCKING HINT! STOP GROWING YOUR FUCKEN BELLY OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FIT THROUGH MY FRONT DOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Naw I'm kidding again, wait I'm always kidding even this blog itself's a joke. IM A JOKE. ):
SEE, my self-confidence is in an all time low. SIKE, fuck it i'm not afraid. *Some random orchestratic music playing*
Cause every burst of courage comes with a boner!
YOU KNOW WHY, cause if you[guys obviously] can even get a boner you shldnt feel confident.
Slut : Bob, are you homosexual, you don't seem turned on by my huge tits.
Bob : Uh, cause you have a penis.
HAHAHAH CLASSIC.
No it's not I made that joke up.
NO DONT FLAME ME EVERYBODY I'm just trying to fit in! ):
How do I make people accept me into their little cliques? ):
BRAINBLAST! I'm gonna throw a party! With like, dictionaries, and my mum, and everyone's mums as well. We're gonna drink alphabet soup and memorize words all night long!
OH GOD IM JIZZING AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT!
No sorry I can't be fucked to make everyone like me.
Cause I don't friendwhore.
OMG THANX 4 THE ADD INTRO PLEASE!
erm.. footlong.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I guess life isnt made for me. I'm going to commit suicide tonight. so yeah..
SIKE AGAIN. Asshole, you were all ready to cheer right?! I KNEW IT! D:
HAHAH kidding. But I'm not joking about the tired part. All this incoherent ranting is HARD WORK!
CIAO!
