A green orange
Sunday, September 20, 2009
1:53 AM
Hay guys, I think some people don't make sense, like my title.
Whoa, that was a one sentence topic.
Anyway, does it bother you, that some people don't appreciate things that you do.
Like, when you're trying to help out in a relationship problem, like you always have.
Just that this time, you mess up a TINY bit, and then she goes running to her boyfriend
complaining. Oh and btw, she used to be your EPIC close friend.
Bonerkill much? I hope she dies ugly.
Nah I'm kidding, let's solve this maturely shall we?
OMGFUCKYOUBITCH!
WHOOOOOOA, that FELT so fuckin GOOD.
Kidding again! Shit, I never take a crisis seriously.
"Okay class we have to leave the building, cause it's on fire"
"But Miss Johnson, I'm not done WANKING!"
See how messed up I am?
I wanna be a radio DJ, so I can diss every fuckin person I hate and then claim
that they're just analogies.
Good gollee Bennie you're sucha meanie.
I really wanna migrate, to America preferably.
Cause here, I'll have to worry that the TOY handcuffs I ordered for my pair of jeans will be
INTERCEPTED by security. I hope you handcuff a terrorist with those babies.
Then they'll fuckin escape and bite your balls off, and blow up an airport.
WAITWAIT, that's not gonna work, I can't fly to America then.
Ben, I DEMAND that you recite the pledge.
Okay,
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
Comprende, cabron?
Fuck Singapore
Ooooh, anybody wanna get on STOMP with me?
If you don't know what that is, it's a portal for freakishly childish adults to submit privacy-intruding pictures of people and then pointing fingers at them without proof at all.
Either that, or they're just hella petty.
So yeah, I think I'll do something stupid and swear at an aunty perhaps?
IM WORKING ON IT!
