Out of Nowhere
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
1:06 AM
Haythar!
I'm VERY bored now, so I'll see what my brain has in store today.
Oh wait I dont have a brain. Or something like that.
Just playin.
My childhood isnt really wonderful.
I remember, back when I was in pre-school,
I'd throw toys at this guy in my class. One time, i made him cry, and my teacher had to phone
my mum to rat on me. I should've thrown the toy at her.__.
And then when I was 8, I'd buy this bottle of sugary drink, cause I FUCKIN FEEL LIKE IT. actually no I was just thirsty. Anyway, my dad didnt allow me to buy those so I had to lie to him;
Son, what did you buy that costs a dollar?
Oh uhm Dad, a pack of cheap condoms five fishballs.
Obviously, I couldn't lie, and I got whipped by his belt for that.
My favourite memory, is when I learnt to swear aged 4.
Kay so I was watching this episode of Power Rangers, and one of the masked madmen
got hurt. Frankly, I was pissed. sidenote: glimpses of insanity from a tender age.
So i tried to form a word, but I couldn't, in the end I made up random pronounciations and somehow mouthed a 'WHAT THE FUCK'
Believe you me, my mother was next to me and she wasnt impressed.
I think it's great to be a kid. While I'm glad the theoratical mugging days are over, but I miss those times when I can flirt and then blame it on my brand new stage of puberty. I miss kicking stones in the basketball court. I miss making staple 'landmines' and placing them on someone's chair. Mean, but fuckin hilarious.
Poly's still hella fun. I wished there were more caucasians though. I swear, I can't communicate with many people cause they all speak mandrin. HAHA oh, you know, the reason mandrin exists because the people from China can't speak proper english, so the words sounded garbled and fucked. All of a sudden, Chairman Mao had a gnarly idea.
"Let's take these failure sounding words, and reshape them into our OWN language, Mandrin!"
heil China. I wonder what else's gonna be fake?
EXTRA EXTRA WOMAN GETS FIRST REAL LOOKING PENIS.. only to find out that it IS real. A Mr Liu Xi Men[nevermind if you dont get it] requests that some kind soul return his penis back to him.
I'm fuckin bored. I'm like the only free person right nao. Fuck my uncle, apparently he forgot that he has already reserved a place in his company for my cousin and I and have since hired two more workers to fill that slot.
YAY ME.
Is being an escort easy? I mean, you get your face shoved into a fat lady's tits every 5 minutes, while she sits on you singing a mandrin sob shit by JJ Fuckin Lin or something.
>>BREAKING NEWS: not really.
But I think the way Singaporeans claim that Singlish makes them unique is quite dumb.
It's more of an excuse knowing that your sentences will ALWAYS sound like shit. I mean, if your accent is somewhat normal despite occasional singlish usage here and there, then that's fine. But if you're some stupid aunty flailing her flabby arms wildly while demanding her discount then you should really shut the fuck up. If this is uniquely Singapore, it must be in a queer way.
I'm fuckin tired, so I'mma go masturbatesleep now. Don't forget to tag!
ciao amigos<3
