Virginity Cancer
Monday, September 21, 2009
1:55 AM
Hay guys, like my title?
I thought of it myself.
JUST PLAYIN.
But here's my analogy:
A virginity will inevitably die.
Like this:
-I'm sorry Osama, you have brain cancer, mainly cause your fuckin turban suffocated your skull, goddammit.
RANDOMMM
Kay back to the point. &edit. I realise it dosent make sense at all. fuck this.
But whether you like it or not, everyone's virginities are dying off, or some sort.
Everytime you wank or watch a porno, it inches towards death.
And when you finally pop the question..
NO NOT THE MARRIAGE SHIT.
>>"would you like to has sex?"
IT DIES.
Notice the process is gradual, just like cancer. YAY omg i got it to make sense imma motherfuckin genius GAHAHAHA. kidding.
Oh yeah, if you guys havent already noticed, I blog whatever that comes to my mind, that explains why my posts are so random.
I don't like blogging about pre-planned stuff. it's so BORING.
Being spontaneous adds a fuckload of fun to any typical conversation.
"Nice day isnt it?"
"yes, omg did you know that I have fingers?"
*Starts spazzing.
I need to find someone to run the streets with. It's good exercise, and I needa find someone quick, cause I'm getting hella fat.
I'm pisssed with my mum. Apparently, having bitching hair is disturbing, and shes making it so fucking obvious that she dosent like it. Well fuck her, that's EXACTLY why I'm leaving my hair to grow. Just kidding, I was gonna do it regardless.
Right so, I've lost my inspiration to blog cause I'm kinda sleepy, and I don't wanna accidentally blog about how i wanked over lesbian porn.
Oh fuck did I just type that? OH NOEZ.
kthxbai<3>
