Bleed me a fucking river.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
5:47 PM
Hay guys!
So today, I was doing some exercise to shed a fraction of my massive fats.
Long story short, a dumbbell fell on my fucking head. And I'm having some mild,
on and off headaches.
My mother was telling me how it could be a blood clot on my head that's waiting to give
me a wonderful dose of paralysis, coma, or even death.
Meet my mother, a 47 year old paranoid freak that cares only for her own social reputation[if she even had one] and she expects me to act like some cultured cosmopolitan-y mommy's boy.
Screw you mum. I really don't wanna talk about this because the only person who can piss me off at the moment, other than stupid gangster wannabes and squarish adults, is my fucking mother.
When God didn't allow me to hit you, it ISNT an implication to push your fucking luck.
So don't try to act all Serious Sally on me and spit pseudo-concerned lectures to my face.
To think that I even wanted to try to like you abit better this morning. Fuck you.
But you know, lesson learnt.
Anywaaaaay, I really dislike my Math lecturer. By now, you guys should know that I have a huge problem against adults. Too much KND[Kids Next Door]? :D
So this prick, uses a profound way of teaching secondary school math, which is annoying. Cause I'm already having problems bothering myself to give a shit about math, and he's all the reason I need to be completely nonchalant about it.
And you can just imagine this hella nerd nagging at us, saying that if we don't pay attention in class we'll be lost as fuck. Well that's funny cause that's exactly the reason why we're NOT paying attention. Math + boring old git = S.L.E.E.P! Maybe a few cuss words?
There's arent many good, bloggable issues to hog, so I'm gonna have to think of something.
Singapore's that boring! If you're living in America, or Europe or something, if there's a murder, people who reads that in the papers would be like, "Oh the usual, let's hope he dosen't fuck with our neighbourhood then.". OVER HERE, if there's a murder, people would be like, "WALAO EH GOT KEELER ON THE LOOSE LEH, WE SEE WHAT THE GAHMEN DOES!"[translated:]" Holy shit, a murderer on the loose, let's see what the government does." and NO, I don't regret making fun of "my own people", persay.
Singlish is deliciously fun to insult. So much for being unique. Well yeah I'm sure that
epic shamelessness makes Singapore wonderfully unique too?
If anyone's reading..
well I'm gonna start something new.
Got the idea from shanedawsonTV @ youtube. check him out!
I'll ask you a question, or suggest soemthing for you to blog, and you can do the same!
So, question of the day: What do you think of Twilight and Stephanie Meyer?
And, if you want, you can do a post about that.
So leave me a tag?
kthxbai<3
