Cut a boner in half, now I have 2! OMG
Saturday, October 31, 2009
11:08 PM
Hay guys!
You're probably reading this only because you thought I DID cut my penis in half.
Faggots. ):
Anyway, I know I haven't posted in ages, so I'm sorry.
But if you know me well enough to get a weeee lil sneak peek at my schedule,
you'll be mildly to severely disgusted, depending on how much you love porn reading books.
Honestly, most people aren't as well-read as they'd want you to think.
When people tell you that they're reading a book, ask them what chapter he or she is at,
then ask the same question an hour later. No fucking difference!
I know, cause I'm guilty as charged.
Like I could be reading this thick ass storybook; it's fucking good, and I'm actually thrilled!
Okay, bookworm moment! Anyway, all of a sudden, I'd be.. I'd be on Facebook.
Here's a heads up for everyone who reads: don't turn your fuckin laptop on while reading, Facebook destroys vibes I swear. I didn't even feel like reading after that.
Still, it could be my messed up brain.
Moving on, remember my post about homo fagguses? My friend and I had the privilege of
observing a live specimen right here, in smelly Singapore, in my fuckin class.
And no, I can't really reveal her blog, because, I don't want the whole world to have their eyes on her; cause it's awfully dangerous, her stupidity might kill you. But I can give you a peek,
here's an exerpt from her blog. Sidenote: God it's fuckin hard to get a sentence with no names on it cause all she blabbers about is how she went out with the same 10 people.
Here it is:
Just reached home not long :D ! friday♥woke up around 7am+not really feel like going school ! head was dizzy ! so sleeeep back ._. ! woke up around 11am PLUSthen my stupid block dunno the lift upgrading or wht shyt ! NO WATER SUPPLY till5pm x.x ! wtf ! so woke up use desktop ! dota 1 round ! then its around 3+ ! finally water supply is back :D !
There, see how fucking stupid it looks?
Just typical isnt it? To BLOW up something so minor such as the lack of water. It's not like
she needed it anyway; she was playing DOTA. ._____.
*Hafizah, reminds you of someone? A certain someone who blows things up. THe funny thing is that, these bitches BLOW everything, except a dick. No man would want his snickers bar in their smelly mouths.
Oh and, I think her keyboard dosen't have the period button, cause all she uses is the exclamation mark. Like this!
Excuse me, are you trying to liven your post cause guess what, it AINT WORKING.
Lastly, I know I may seem overly critical of her, and other similiar people. But trust me, if you were to study her, you'll feel the same. Speaking of studying, if she were a book, all you'll ever read are like, 500 pages of Audi.
Oh, and if you're this bitch I'm talking about. Go ahead, flame me on my tagbox. I'm sure all my awesome readers would want to know who the fuck you are.
So, question of the day: Do you have homo fagguses in your class or workplace? Are they just as annoying? Leave me a tag!
kthxbai<3
