вэииу вĿαѕρнэму

вэииу вĿαѕρнэму

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I LOVE:
Nature and Travelling
God
Good music
Good books
Random things and awesome friends.

INFLUENCES:
Zacky Vengeance
Obviously, God
Destery Moore
Nathan Owens
Chris Dakota
Sam Llansing
Luke Nugent
Audrey Kitching
Meghan Camarena
Shane Dawson
Elijah S. Arms

HEROES:
God
Myu
Cheryl
Daniel
Daryl
Rachel
Jollin
Denise

TRAITS:
Random
Incoherent
I don't smoke
I like good alcohol.

ABOUT ME:
Hello, I'm Benjamin, but other names with a remote resemblance will do. I like traveling and appreciating nature,
because the world has too little of it left. I really wanna seek that inner peace in my heart wherever I am, whatever I'm doing.

I try my best to accept everyone as they are.

Eggs - Requested by TWIN

Friday, October 2, 2009
10:57 PM

Hay guys.. AGAIN.
I still have some randomness left so hopefully, I can get this post up without digressing.
Anyway, EGGS EGGS FUCKIN EGGS. Nothing can describe my love for eggs. I virtually use it for ANYTHING. Eggs with bread, eggs with rice, eggs with noodles, eggs with salad, eggs with porn, you name it.
An actual serious sentence: Eggs are a good source of protein so for anyone who wants to maximize their workout after-effects, pop an egg like, right before you hit the gym, OR, within
30 minutes after working out.

RIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? When fuckin scientists pile health claim after health claim. Dosent it suck, when food you like always end up harmful? Like, too much eggs give you high cholesterol, too much red meat causes cancer, sausages causes cancer, msg causes cancer, luncheon meat causes cancer. WHAT.THE.FUCK. SCIENTISTS CAUSES CANCER, THATS FUCKIN WHAT. Im not saying that being a vegan sucks, but we should have a balanced diet, instead of ranting about how sad those farm animals are. Look, if God wanted the world to be vegans, then why do most vegtables taste like SHIT?
Don't get me wrong, I really like some of them, like lettuce, long beans, bean sprouts, stuff like that, but I fuckin hate carrots, peas, corns, parsley, and celery. God they're so nasty.
And vegan meat tastes like fuck. If you don't already know, vegan meat are meade of FLOUR. It's actually more unhealthy cause they use flavourings and such? SO SUCK ON THAT. Why the fuck would I not want to eat 300g of STEAK! OMG

Oh yeah, do you know what egg whites actually are?
They're the sperm from the cock, like, the male CHICKEN GET OVER IT.
And no I won't be grossed out over the fact, I love eggs too much to give them up.
So yeah, whenever you're eating that delicious cheese omelette, and you know, halfway through it gets sticky.. it's not the cheese.
HAHA just playin. I used to hate bread, WHY? Cause my mum told me that eggs were used in the bread. So I bit, and I bit, and I fuckin couldnt detect the eggy smell.
Eww Ben, that little queer. - Ben

In all, I just wanna say that I really fuckin love eggs, cause they're delicious and nutritionally-beneficial and therefore YOU SHOULD LOVE IT TOO! ): okay, maybe everyone has their own preference. Just like how I never get why people love breadded flavouring huh.
Ciao again <3