Global Fuckin Warming - Requested by Kok Pin
Friday, October 2, 2009
10:05 PM
Hay guys welcome to a fresh new fuckin boring topic!
Btw, Kok Pin has a wicked afro.. just putting it out there.
Anyway, global warming. Please, whoever the fuck you are, I bet you're gonna go back to youtube, or youporn, or whatever.
Global warming is caused when toxic gas penetrates the vagina of the world, aka, the fuckin
ozone layer. No actually Singapore is. That fuckin red dot, it's like the crabbs of the ozone layer.
Daaaaaayum that's infected!
Anyways seriously, I don't have proper ideas for this topic cause to be honest, there's no real solution/cause for/of global warming. Shitty campaigns that governments splurge millions on are just about as helpful as most Singaporeans. VIRTUALLY NO HELP WHATSOEVER. PHWOARRRRRR.
Global warming is an incurable disease which kills the same way a cigarette does.
People can only sustain the damage done. It's like, the fuckin hymen's broken, so basically, they're trying to put the cap into the vagina cause when the ozone gets fucked, the DAMAGE won't be so bad. But like ALL other contraceptives a percentage of that damage seeps through. So it's a sad truth, but the hole in the ozone will get bigger and bigger.
Wait... does this EVEN have anything to do with global warming? I don't even fuckin know.
Oh but if the water level rises it's gonna wipe out Singapore FUCK YEAH.
Oh.. my bad, that's pollution. Oh my LORD I'm SORRY Kok Pin, it seemed like I've been bullshitting for the entire erm, half of this post. Anyway,
I kinda welcome global warming, it's like randomizing the Earth's climates, and one day, if Singapore is still holding out, it might just snow here. Do you have any idea how fuckin humid it is here? I've been to Melbourne, and even when the Sun's shining right at me, it's still COLD. But everywhere I go here, i fuckin sweat like as if the pores were 50 cent coins!
Okay sorry that was graphic.
But here's what's gonna happen. If everyone were to sweat as much soon all the hot sweat will melt the ice caps, and that's not all, sweat from Asia especially, will ruin the world. Can you imagine billions sweating at the same time? How sick is that? GALLONS of SWEAT, will eventually flood countries after countries and they will end up in the ocean.
NEXT TIME you see bottled water, DONT FUCKIN BUY THEM, you might end up drinking someone else's sweat. Mongolian essence? sounds hella dank, you might just pick up the scent of genkhis khan...'s corpse.
Kay ciao<3
