Iced You Whore.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
9:54 PM
Hay guys!
I honestly have no idea what to blog about today.
It was the usual, me being an asshole in class, making fun of people,
trying to hit on girls. ):
Anyway, I really don't get some people. They think swearing in hokkien is fuckin cool.
Wtshit? FUCK is sucha beautiful word, but they're degrading themselves by using redneck language? Seriously, okay all my fuckin caucasian friends, does "cheebai" sound appealing to you? I bet not. Sounds like some China auntie bargaining with the fishmonger. .______.
Okay I have no idea what I'm saying, but really, why use shitty words when there's one staring at you in the face. Or maybe it's just me: FUCK YOU.
Oh noes, I'm bad influence, I taught my friend how to swear. Good golly wonkers Momma I'm real sorreh!
Oh kids, I've got a nice lesson for you.
Today, we're comparing 2 types of girls: the cool rebels, and the fuckin gangster wannabes.
Breaking them up into compartments, we'll pit one against the other and.. you'll see.
[SMOKING]
Rebels: Too fucking cool to kill themselves.
Posers: Pays moolah for lung cancer. They don't just do it, they fucking run to the shop!
[SEX]
Rebels: With their boyfriends, sometimes.
Posers: With everyone.
[STUDIES]
Rebels: Some study, some don't, but they all have their lives planned out.
Posers: "Last weekend, I spent my days playing audi with my friends...."(class joke)
[SELF-PITY]
Rebels: Get over it within a few days. Fuck sadness.
Posers: Cut their wrists and survive to blog about it. phew!
[SUCKUP?]
Rebels: Ask them that and they'll crush your face.
Posers: Ask them that and they'll suck up to you.
[SICKNESS]
Rebels: Healthy motherfuckers.
Posers: Anorexia, Bullimia.. AIDS, Crabbs etc.
As you can see, the S experiment shows that posers are nothing more than whores.
I prefer posers, cause they'll fuck you for free. But then I'll get crabbs. NAH im just playin.
SO.. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON BITCH?
I'll blog again when I have a topic. jesus.
