Mean, mean Man
Thursday, October 1, 2009
7:34 PM
Hay guys, I actually felt sorry for a surveyor today.
Him: Hi, can I have a moment of your time to answer some questions?[in mandrin]
Me:Uh sorry I dont speak Mandrin..
Him:Oh thats okay I can talk to you in English. Where're you from?
Me:I'm from China .____.
I really didnt realise that until my friend was laughing her tiny ass off.
I accidentally fucked around with a surveyor, and I honestly felt bad.
But I'm just sorry he bumped into me at the wrong time.
I was walking around, looking for places for The Amazing Race; an activity for my camp.
I was tired, sweaty, and my legs had been completely raped by the endless walking.
So I'm sorry. Next time, I'll apologize after fucking you up mmkay?
Naw just playin, I usually respond to their stupid questions. teehee!
I saw a family of Japanese on the train today, and they were fuckin LOVABLE.
The mother had to look after three kids, but she was still smiling. That is why Singaporeans are so loathsome, they fuckin complain at every single shit, like literally EVERY single shit.
If you go to, www.singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen , you'll see pointless complaints pouring in everyday.
Things like:
'Schoolgirl eats sweets in train, isn't she afraid of the fine that awaits?'
Course, it was filled with grammar errors. This is how I think originally went,
'Scholgril eaten swett at train, why she no afraided of the money penerty[penalty] that is to awaiting?'
I'm not fuckin exaggerating, some locals are that bad at English. And they're like, "Ohh shame on people who can't speak Mandrin instead." Bitch please, which language is fuck in?
Yeah so FUCK YOU, ChinaCunt. People like you, are basically the rednecks of Singapore.
Pop a beer and fuck beer aunties, hella sweet huh.
Anyway this isn't gonna be a long post cause I need help from you guys.
See, I'm gonna try something new[short-lived as usual]. But while it lasts, I want you guys to tag me, giving me a topic to blog about. I'll type it up there, who it was requested from.
So yeah. do me that favour please <3.
EDIT* I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN BLOGGER DELETES SEGMENTS OF MY POST.
OMG FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! ):
It was about Miss Singapore. I'm just gonna rush through this one.
So basically she gave a stupid, senseless retort to all the criticisms she had citing her poor English.
She was like, "Oooooh yeah my English's so bad that I got an A1 for my O levels[High School Finals for Americans]."
Okay Ris Low..Class English, that was so elementary school. Nobody uses that retort anymore, it just shows your desperation to reclaim your virtually non-existent reputation.
And we ALL don't give a fuck about your English grades. You probably paid for your As, just like how you paid for your fuckin Miss Singapore Crown. Suck a dick, whore, you definitely act like one. That's probably why your credit cards were maxed out and you had to nick other people's to buy your fuckin vibrators.
You don't really need them though, you're gonna get laid pretty soon, mostly by Singaporean rednecks, but you'll get used to it.
So I'mma leave this here for you lovely motherfuckers to pile on the topics! <3
Honey, I won the state elections! - Politician
Omg honestly? - Wife
Hey, why bring that up? ): - Politician
Nuff said.
