NEENAH'S $.PEE.OH.TEE
Saturday, October 17, 2009
1:19 AM
Hello, today I'll tell you how holy I am.
So I was walking down the street one bright and sunny morning,
when the fucking sparrows are making love in their fuzzy nests,
when the little fat dick drops his ice cream and screams at his maid
to get him another one.
Out of all that bliss, a nice guy came up to me and started evangelising to me
before I could even say that I already AM a christian.
Being the ever so polite goody two shoes, I smiled and listened..
and listened..
And I realised that all I'd been hearing was him trying to tell me to do this and that.
I nearly LMAO-ed when he showed me this article about 7DA[7 day adventists] living
til a ripe old age of like, 100+?
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE MISTUHHH.
but dont the good die young?
8=====D
fuckin loser. I wanted to slap him so hard, but if I did, I'd be another 7DA, living til a 100.
Anyway,
I like fellowship with my homies in Christ.
Especially when they try to MAKE me clean my closet.
Teary eyed, I'll tell them how I foolishly threw my chapatti[indian crackers] bag onto the floor after eating them,
and how I repented by crushing the bits after that so as to provide labour for the sweepers.
One thing redneck about me is that I dislike it when cleaners come to work in a clean environment. In other words, they COME WITH NO JOB TO DO.
God dammit, I'll have to throw jizzed tissues out of the fucking window!
Okay maybe I was just bullshitting. I'll always be a private person religiously, for all you religious freaks out there; I love God, and that's enough to get me through life.
NO MORE stupid preaching, NO MORE pseudo-disappointed sighs, and please don't pray for me, who knows what fucked up ideas you have for me.
Oh, please pray that one day, Ben will see the light a grow up.
Dear God please straighen Ben up he's sucha stud.
Father please make him more sensible, I hope your punishment wont be too harsh.
FUCK YOU!
Hahah I'm not mad really, but is there anyone else who has the same feelings as I do? ):
