Cat Soup and Milkshake, with the udders.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
7:01 PM
Hay guys! It's me again.
Okay people who starts a post by saying, "OMG HAI ITS ME!" bothers me.
Cause who the fuck could it be if it aint you? ):
Haha just kidding, I don't hate on people who do that, even though it's a little unusual.
It also bothers me when twits spell you as "euu". Okay, for my American friends,
this is how Singaporean sluts twit. Kay first off, it's not even close in terms of pronounciation,
it fuckin starts with an 'E'. And secondly, euu and you has 3 letters. Clearly, the latter dosent take any more effort to type, and it dosent make you look like a complete ass clown. So yeah.
it's just my opinion though cause doing the former dosent make any sense.
Oh and I just found out why it's so awfully boring here. That's cause we only have like, the 3 main races to contend with: Chinese, Malays and Indians. There're hardly any Caucasians here, which would be so much more diverse if there were. Like, for dinner, instead of eating the same fucking mixed rice, I can eat like, paella, or german sausages. I mean, we DO have them here but that'd mean me having to travel for a fucking hour to scour for that ONE Spanish or German restaurant.
And local gangsterism is a fucking joke.
There's no real.. fights or anything like that. So when you're in school, there're no real fights to watch and yeah, that sucks. The only action I got other than sex was when I cussed at Homo Faggus and she was like, "Whatever.." in that annoying tone.
Oh and there's this propaganda module in my course. It's about me having to SERVE the community and sacrifice my interests for my country. Like.. ME, sacrificing MY interests to get MY ass kicked for this country? That's fucking bullshit, I'd take the first plane out. But don't get me wrong, it's not about why I refuse to serve, its about the country I'm supposed to serve. And I'm not some politician, so I won't go into details. Who gives a shit anyway, politics remind me of Mandrin classes. Oh, but school politics are fun. I like seeing how people kill off each other and then nothing happens save a few casualties.
"HAHA BITCH, I BACKSTABBED YOU AND YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS ANYMORE!"
"OMG WHORE SO DID I, NOW WE BOTH HAVE NO FRIENDS!"
Okay I have no idea what I'm talking about.
It's getting boring, cause there's nothing happening here, it's literally a ghost town, with zombie aunties bargaining at the wet market, and my classes start at 9/830/8. Fuck this shit man, I hafta wake up at SIX in the morning.
Favourite Asian stereptype:
You stupid chink, go eat fried rice and masturbate over math equations." - KevJumba
So... question: Do you like your school schedule? Isit good or does it suck as much balls as mine?
TAG PLEASE!
kthxbai<3
