The Reverend Tholomew Plague
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
11:13 PM
Hay guys!
A thousand apologies for not doing my skin, I'm just focusing on recovering,
because other than that, I really have no mood for anything else.
It's a funny world out there. Come to think about it, a man with power today is
nothing compared to a man with the same power centuries ago, when social lines were yet
to be drawn. I'd love to be a part of that era, because nobody holds a prejudice towards anyone.
Everyone was able to be themselves without feeling the strain of being an outcast.
Today, even parents care about their pride more than their kids. It's always, "My child can do this, my child can do that!", never,"I hope my child excels in his passion to lead a blissful life for himself.". That\s because even our parents are trying to fit into society. Sucky, isnt it? That's probably why I blog so often, because I'm not allowed to be myself. To be honest, that's kinda pathetic, cause I have to escape to the virtual world which is actually created by society. Wow, I'm just gonna listen to some songs, and speaking of songs,
please take a moment of silence, in due respect to Jimmy Owen Sullivan, better known as The Rev, drummer and backup vocalist of Avenged Sevenfold.
RIP
CIAO
This calls for a [insert witty catchphrase]
Sunday, December 27, 2009
10:49 PM
Hay guys!
I have never been HAPPIER.
And never be mistaken, the ability to take a shit is by far, the most essential
ability of the human body. While waiting for my wound to heal enough, I wasn't
able to make a doodoo for 4 WHOLE days. Can you imagine how shitty it was?(prease, no pun)
And about an hour ago, I finally satisfied the most fundamental of human urges other than sex!
In all seriousness, this episode taught me not to take simple things in life for granted,
because nothing is definite. My uncle was as fit as a fiddle, but *snap*, he died of cancer.
It was a surreal experience, like when everything around you blurred and you did a self-check.
Epic moment much? :D
And, now that the only thing i need to worry about is my recovery, I can finally redo my blogskin! *exaggerated cheer!* But what's not so cool is that I have school in a week, so umm, yeah, I'll be getting back my failed tests with unnecessary sighs of disappointment from my lecturer. I have no idea how I'll pass my next round of exams. To be honest, I'm not that worried. I probably won't even care if I dropped out of school. But for the sake of my ASIAN parents, I'll just hafta try, soooo, wish me luck!
CIAO<3
Reflection
Saturday, December 26, 2009
10:46 PM
Hay guys!
And no I'm not gonna deliver a long, boring and corny speech about the things I've done this year as it draws to a close.. Hmm, maybe I will. Idk.
Anyways, 2009 has been rather eventful.. with 2 surgeries, how could it not be? :D
That aside, every year has indeed, helped open my squinty eyes to the reality of this world.
It helped uncover the thorns of the bed of roses, hidden by its green leaves. Idek what I'm talking about. But in a nutshell, 2009, like all other years, has been indispensable in shaping me to become the person I am today, which is, to be honest, nothing ._____.
Other random 2009 facts: it's the year where..
1. I discovered a new sub-human species: homo faggus.
2. I realised that there're many, many fair-weathered friends in my life.
3. I realised how much I really need my family, good friends and of course, God.
4. I realised that cold chicken broth tastes like shit.
5. I love things I never thought I would: Nature, serenity and all my readers.
So I hope you guys have had awesome Christmas celebrations with your family and friends!
Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna read books 8)
CIAO<3
New Year's Resolution
Friday, December 25, 2009
11:33 PM
Hay guys, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
And time to make some fictitious changes to my life.
On a side note, I'm really ope about telling you guys what my shortcomings are,
cause I've nothing to be ashamed of.
Anyways, I resolve to:
1.Stay peaceful at all times.
2.To cut down my meat intake by 80%.
3.To care more about the people who matter.
And, I really hope I stay true to my resolutions, cause I'm really serious about them.
*Yeah right, for the 233413th time*
So on Wednesday, I had a operation on my anus, whereby the source of my abscess was taken out, leaving me with a nice wound that hurts like shit whenever I do my dressing.
I'm not even gonna lie, I don't have high pain tolerance. *cough*wimp*cough*. And right now, it's about 8 hours til my next dressing, and I'm honestly quite scared. I guess in life, everyone has to make sacrifices one way or another. For me, I'm gonna have to eat healthy and keep really clean. That kinda completes my hippie, country bumpkin outlook of life.
CIAO<3
Sleeping 101
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
11:25 PM
Hay guys!
If you're the kind of person who lives for the moment, then you'd definitely love sleeping.
Isn't it awesome, I mean, sleep takes away all the bullshit in your life, for hours, and during that period of time, everything stays still and serene. All the negative emotions are chucked aside, and you're granted the ethereal essence of total peacefulness. Like wow, I'm going to bed now.
OOPS
11:23 AM
I just realised I misspelled 'Facebook'. Will change when I'm done recovering. UGH -.-
STOMP: Singapore Seen.. NOTHING YET Part 1
Saturday, December 19, 2009
7:56 PM
Hay guys!
I'm gonna start a series making fun of Singapore Seen.
Singapore Seen is a section on STOMP where people can
upload pictures and comment on them. And I know some people'll be like
"Ooooooh you mean like.. FACEBOOK?!"
No, because the pictures are "scandalous", at least in most Singaporeans' eyes.
Sooooo, I'm gonna discuss selected issues in which I feel are hella pointless.
What's wrong with our kids Part 2: Girl, 13, brags about drinking liquor
(A STOMPer was shocked when she came across this blog about a 13-year-old girl who brags about drinking liquor.
In the blog, the girl, apparently from Changkat Changi Secondary School, talks about buying different kinds of liquor and liking Bacardi.
In an email to STOMP today (Nov 17), the STOMPer who came across their blog says:
“I was surprised when I came across this. The girl is only 13, yet already drinking liquor. She even brags about it on her blog.
"The pictures are screenshots of her blog."
Look at that.Okay for one, there's nothing wrong with drinking, if you know your limits.
And you should be glad she isn't Russian, cause Russian kids drink from a very early age. And not those cheap 8% vodka from 7-11, they drink REAL, 40% vodka. I think they drink to keep warm or something. But hey, drinking is drinking. Okay sorry, digressed, but back to my point, Stomper, why're you making sucha big fuss over this? If you look at this way, you're the bigger issue because online stalking is a menace to one's privacy. Plus, I don't even think you know her, but I think you're the kind of people who ogle pretty girls 24/7. (At least I think that girl's pretty..) <- "Pedophile moment!"
So, what did I learn here? That you're a creepy stalker. You're probably using a pair of binoculars to peek at a pre-schooler making a doodoo even as I'm typing this.
That's pretty bad.
Oh, SAME goes to people who take pictures of students making out. Don't play the good guys, y'all are just using that as an excuse to continue your stalking ways.
Right, I was gonna rant more, but I'll save it for Part 2, coming soon.
So boys and girls, you guys can like, leave a tag, telling me which Singapore Seen issue you'd like me to do.
CIAO
<3
Nearly There
3:03 AM
Hay! Another quick update @ 3 in the morning.
One last problem to fix and we're pretty much there. Just hafta add
in a widget or 2 :D
CIAO
<3
Patience, Ben-san
Friday, December 18, 2009
10:39 PM
Hay guys!
This is a very very short post, because I'm currently doing my blog.
And I'm procrastinating like its crazy, so I'm sorry. HAHA.
Anyways, it should be done by tomorrow. So YAY!
CIAO
<3
STOP GAMING BENJAMIN!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
10:58 PM
Haaaai guys!
I'm soso sorry I haven't blogged in ages. I was in HK until like, yesterday.
But the real excuse is that I was caught up with Facebook games.
Yes, Facebook destroys lives. But I'm hookd anyway, don't give a shit.
Anyways, I'm gonna make some changes to this blog, maybe like, revamp it a lil.
But knowing me, I'll probably be too frigging lazy to do it, much less do anything at all.
Some of the changes won't just be physical ones.
For example, I'll stop swearing so much. Okay that's kinda shocking.
I KNOW. I mean, then I'll have more space for content! I'm not a softieeeeee D<
And, I'll probably start blogging regularly. I think my life's too important for constant gaming.
I could feel my social life ebbing away, I swear. Oh wait, I didn't have one to begin with.
But that's what I get for choosing an IT course.
"Wanna hang out?"
"Nah, playing audi, fixing my wcrvebtfrgyuttgtrf hard disk..."
You get what I mean, so pity me! D:
And, Benny needs some money to fuck some bitches. I'm kidding, but I really need money.
I get 200/month. And I tithe(willingly btw) the full 10%, not because I'm obliged to or anything, but I think God has done so much for me that I cannot not give Him a little of what I'm blessed with. *shrugs*
That leaves me with 180 bucks. You know, when people tell you that you'll have enough money if you plan, that's not true. For one, the canteen food in my school isn't cheap. Unless, you count a dollar's worth of fries lunch. And for some reason, my friends frequent Subway, which uh, burns a gaping hole in my non-existent pocket.
So yeah, my sad sad life. But who am I to complain, if I were to throw a chicken bone down on the ground, a thousand Ethopian kids would fight for it.
And speaking of food, I ate like a total pig in Hong Kong. See, over there, vegetables are a rare sight. It's always, pork, duck, goose, chicken, rice, soup, more pork... so yeah. Prease, someone, exercise with me! I could just eat less and vomit like an anorexic bitch. ):
Sooooo, I'm gonna start revamping now, and I could even use this for my assignment. *evil grin*
CIAO<3
MIA... again.
Friday, December 4, 2009
10:11 PM
Hey guys, i know it has been a really long time since I've posted, but there isn't really much to post about.
I've grown to not care about worldly issues.
NOT
that would mean I'd have nothing to blog about anymore. UGH.
Anyways, just a quickie, if you've read the papers, the hot-topic now is about
Tiger Wood's affair, and how people're trying to pry a man's brain open.
I read this column about someone commenting that men are pigs cause they're born
with "roving eyes" and hence are likely to sleep around.
C'mon, women are whores too you know.
It's true, I like to look at pretty girls, but it dosent mean that I'm thinking of sleeping with all of them... maybe 7 or 8? Im just kidding, but you don't go around judging men because of the general assumption based on a few examples. That's STEREOTYPING motherfucker.
Every time my mother tells me that I shouldn't go against the world, I'm blessed with another excellent example on why I should beg to differ.
Society never changes, you either fit in, or fuck off.
I won't fit in, but fuck you.
So please, just start being yourself, for the millionth fucking time.
Nobody likes posers.
