This calls for a [insert witty catchphrase]
Sunday, December 27, 2009
10:49 PM
Hay guys!
I have never been HAPPIER.
And never be mistaken, the ability to take a shit is by far, the most essential
ability of the human body. While waiting for my wound to heal enough, I wasn't
able to make a doodoo for 4 WHOLE days. Can you imagine how shitty it was?(prease, no pun)
And about an hour ago, I finally satisfied the most fundamental of human urges other than sex!
In all seriousness, this episode taught me not to take simple things in life for granted,
because nothing is definite. My uncle was as fit as a fiddle, but *snap*, he died of cancer.
It was a surreal experience, like when everything around you blurred and you did a self-check.
Epic moment much? :D
And, now that the only thing i need to worry about is my recovery, I can finally redo my blogskin! *exaggerated cheer!* But what's not so cool is that I have school in a week, so umm, yeah, I'll be getting back my failed tests with unnecessary sighs of disappointment from my lecturer. I have no idea how I'll pass my next round of exams. To be honest, I'm not that worried. I probably won't even care if I dropped out of school. But for the sake of my ASIAN parents, I'll just hafta try, soooo, wish me luck!
CIAO<3