Amanda's SPOT GEE!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
10:35 PM
Hay guys!
A thousand apologies for not posting lately.
And everyone's getting too lazy to tag ):
Just kidding.... ha?
Anyways, today, Amanda, or A(whatever it takes to forgive a lazy bum huh)
told me about this guy who flashed his penis at her.
And I was like, just wow. I'd never thought shit like that would
ever happen to a friend of mine, and on my birthday too.
But that's beside the point. Today's topic is about crazy hookup methods.
Sometimes I watch Asian dramas and there'll always be this one desperate
guy trying incessantly to woo the girl of his dreams but ended up failing badly.
So instead of letting go he went fuckin nuts and like, kidnapped her or something.
And Singaporean guys.. God, you have no idea. Apparently, this guy thought it'd be
cool to mix Asian dramas and porno together. So one cool day, he went like, "Okay, you know
what, I like A. But instead of doing something romantic, I'mma try to turn her on. And
OH EM GEE I think today's her friend's birthday, I can ruin his day too." So he gleefully
wanked in front of A.
Now I want to ask this guy a question. Do you think anyone would be turned on by your 2 inch
pinky dick? I can imagine you bragging to your friends like, "Hey guys, listen listen, my cock is
so fuckin huge, that when I lay it out on the keyboard, it stretches from A to ZEEEE!"
Like, cmon, know your limits. Like a rollercoaster, your pinky dick must be THIS LONG to ride.
Got no dick, don't get the chick, nuff said.
Okay, I'm sorry for swearing but it seemed pretty appropriate to me. Never like guys who're so immature. And don't get me wrong. There're two kinds of immaturity: one to keep you childlike, which
is fab, and the other to piss people off, which is obviously twisted and just wrong.
so AMANDA, you owe me a story now! teehee! <3
